Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Some truths, courtesy observations I've made

Most guys can't have a close female friend without at the very least being attracted to them. Case in point, I only have one.. yet I have a lot of female friends.

Related to this.. guys play the patience game. A lot. Girls: know that 'best (male) friend' you have? he likes you. You have a bf and the best friend has never made a move on you? really? oh that's nice.. he's just being patient. Guys in these situations have an amazing capacity for patience that they will never show in any other aspect of their lives. If anything does ever happen between you two, you may end up thinking it was your doing. Trust me.. it wasn't. He's been preparing for this. Also, if you don't want anything more than some fun, be up front with this information; he's had his heart set on a relationship. For a long time. This inevitably leads to heartache for him once you don't want a relationship. but small thing, all that in the game.

Girls think about sex a lot. Maybe more than a lot of guys do *WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY!?* they won't admit it, but it's true.

Girls talk about your penis size. And if you're good in bed. And any other detail your own best friend doesn't know about you. Not all girls mind you, but most.

Kanye West is a whiny-ass bitch who wouldn't know an original beat if it blew his ear drums. (nothing to do with anything else, but it's still a truth I've observed)

At the start of relationships, say the first three months AT LEAST, neither person is who they really are. It's all a front. Wait until people actually start getting comfortable with each other and the real self comes out. Again, not a generalization, but for most people it happens.

Girls put their loss of virginity on as high a pedestal as many guys put 'the pussy'. Contrastly, most guys are nonchalant about their first times and treat it as just a (hopefully) fond memory. Most girls try as hard as possible to hold on to the guy who took their virginity. Too bad most guys who do this turn out to be assholes.

Guys don't have as much respect for women who always make them buy their drinks as they do women who buy their own. Guess who else makes you buy them drinks? strippers.

asshole guys have/get hot girls. this leads me to believe that women like being treated like shit. disagree with me? stop dating assholes.

many beautiful girls are really insecure and extremely shy. On the other hand, many beautiful girls know they're beautiful and use it to their advantage as much as they can and can be bitchy.

Goodlooking girls also have a hard time finding meaningful relationships because they're worried that every guy is only trying to sleep with them. Which is true because the nice guys who these women would like to be with are too intimidate by their beauty to approach them. Thus they are only picked up by cocky, self-assured assholes who only view them as sex objects.

if a guy is goodlooking, many girls he's interested in will assume he's only into them for sex. Especially with 'red' guys whom everyone assumes are players.

that's it for now, more to come when I can think of it

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